FIRST

this is a first paragraph rather than first two sentences but oh well

Jack was pretty sure he had the greatest girlfriend in the entire galaxy.

Publicly, maybe he’d deny having a type—it was best to keep people of all genders thinking they might have a shot with Handsome Jack, if they kept on pledging their loyalty—but truth be told, he did. In terms of dudes it was pretty hard to turn his nose up at either the pretty fresh-faced sycophants or his own body doubles. But for ladies, well. He liked ‘em badass and buxom and boy was Nisha both of those and more.