Meanwhile Aurelia (I’m probably spelling that wrong) is just appalled by his clothes and is desperately trying to get Rhys to try out her men’s line

LOL oh yes. she would definitely try to get rhys to change his clothes. come on darling. get rid of that ridiculous tie!

rhys being babysat by the vault hunters is my favourite thing. Athena doing her best to look out for him but eventually getting sick of the way he draws attention like a magnet and convincing Wilhelm and nisha that ‘no, they can’t use him as bait for the dahl soldiers’. rhys gets along best with claptrap (he will never admit it) bc they’re both useless in a fight and he’s usually stuck with him while the others go ahead

athena would try to look out for him the most lol, the others are mean to the poor lost noodle boy

rhys bonding with claptrap sounds hilarious :0

But it takes Rhys like a week to build up the courage because. Holy shit. That guy…. Was my boss’ boss. ?!?! What do now

LOL it ends up being his boss after all and rhys is like shit, shit, is he gonna get fired?? but jack just thinks its hilarious

I was just thinking in general but hitchhiker Rhys works too, I’m here for it.

either is good 🙂

So I’m in an insane mood for some vampire Jack, got any ideas?

jack kidnapping rhys, intending to drain him and leave him for dead, only to learn that rhys really likes having his blood sucked. like….really…

jack decides to keep him for now

Jack forgets to give him his number but it’s all good because Rhys got his license plate number and he knows a gal or two

pfffffft rhys has fiona run a plate for him to find the guy who fucked him. rhys shows up at jacks place and jack is like???? how the fuck did you find me?? also can we have sex??

Why did my mind look at that last ask and immediately go ‘that’s one way for rhys to lose his virginity’

PFFFT jack at least give him your number afterwards if you’re going to take his virginity

Jack gives Rhys a ride somewhere and he says,”gas or ass, your choice,” and Rhys goes to take his wallet out, but he forgot it at home, and panics,”I’ll pay you back later.” “Nah, I said gas or ass, ass it is I guess,” and then they have car sex

lol is rhys a hitch hiker then? he’s lucky he had jack pick him up and not some weirdo….tho maybe that is debatable haha

at least jack is handsome, though c;

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