“Retroduction”

thethespacecoyote:

Though the expertly fine-tuned result of a lot of research and prototyping, there were still little things that set Rhys apart from the average human. His skin looked colder, muscles in his face less accustomed to human emotion. But never had he looked this pale, this still, not since Jack had first seen his unactivated body hanging in stasis in R&D.

He took in the grievous wounds littered over Rhys’ body, each worse than the last. Cuts and scratches around his port and left eye told Jack they’d tried to get into his brain, rip out those delicate Hyperion processors. A thin scalpel glimmered like a bloodied clue on the ground besides Rhys’ head. Even more tools sit scattered atop the table. Jack can only guess at their use and where they’d cut into his android’s body like the god-damn butchers they were, with none of the finesse and care Jack used whenever Rhys needed repairs or updates.

Bastards. Jack’s teeth ground together. They’d harvested his Rhys for parts then left him here to die.

I got a random urge to write robot gore, so some android!Rhys fic was born. Hope you guys like it 🙂

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ANDROID RHYS GETTING PREGNANT?? you literally make all my dreams come true and I love and appreciate you so much

for you anon, i’ll put all the chatlogs beneath the cut because its gooood stuff and i wanna talk about it more c;

dcstar7Today at 12:15 PM

i have a weird idea but

android rhys learning about human pregnancy and deciding he wants to carry jacks baby

jack snorts and thinks hes joking the first time he brings it up

but rhys keeps researching it and tries to upgrade his body to do it

gives jack a blowjob and stores his semen

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 12:21 PM

omgomg rhyS

dcstar7Today at 12:22 PM

rhys likes figuring out and hacking his own system, installing updates on his own to change his anatomy

jacks like rhys. stop

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 12:28 PM

i love this idea just bc the idea of rhys being like “i have learned about human pregnancy. Jack i want a baby”

dcstar7Today at 12:28 PM

yesssss

he just instantly goes from point a to point bl

earns about how humans have children. now he wants one

jack calls up tim like “man my android is trying to steal my spunk”

never a dull moment on helios

tho im sure once rhys figures it out jack changes his tune

well, eventuallyw

hen rhys gears up for his mission and jacks like woah woah hey what are you doing

rhys is like?? i am doing my mission?

jacks like yeah but youre uh. in delicate condition

emccoyToday at 12:55 PM

Lol

dcstar7Today at 12:55 PM

rhys doesnt understand

emccoyToday at 12:55 PM

Rhys is like I’m not delicate

dcstar7Today at 12:55 PM

i am not delicate

yep

emccoyToday at 12:55 PM

Jack has to explain the baby is

dcstar7Today at 12:55 PM

i am 60 kg heavier than you sir

my chassis can withstand 10000 newtons of force

yeah jacks like well maybe not YOU but the….baby…is

rhys frowns and touches his stomach. that is…problematic

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 12:58 PM

“you wanted it!! those are the rules!!”

dcstar7Today at 12:58 PM

lolol rhys is like. but my mission!

he doesnt know what else to do if he cant do his mission D:

dcstar7Today at 1:00 PM

rhys figured he could go on his pandora missions AND have a baby. he didnt know itd be one or the other

emccoyToday at 1:01 PM

Jack is like" Okay kiddo, your new mission is to protect the baby.“

dcstar7Today at 1:01 PM

rhys nods

of course

protect the hyperion heir! that will help jack

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 1:02 PM

i feel like that just ends up with rhys slapping anyone who tries to touch his tummy to feel the baby kick

protecting!

dcstar7Today at 1:02 PM

rhys hooks himself up to the ECHOnet and learns how humans who have babies act

pffft someone tries to congratulate him and touch his belly and rhys judo chops them

jack! i protected the baby!

jack is just like. what did i do to deserve this

he just wanted a killbot that could double as eye candy

and now his android is pregnant

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 1:04 PM

his fault for thinking he could live with something hot that kills for a living and not end up banging it

dcstar7Today at 1:04 PM

but rhys wasnt built to get pregnant

rhys did that himself

damn free will

rhys spends a lot of time sitting and poking his belly. how interesting

gives jack unnecessary updates"today the baby gained .02 grams jack!”

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 1:05 PM

oomg

dcstar7Today at 1:06 PM

“and my fluid retention increased by 2%

"jacks like that sure is something thanks rhys

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 1:06 PM

oomggggg jack would you like to see our child and then shows jack like a camera recording ro makes the skin on his belly clear or something

dcstar7Today at 1:07 PM

yup

jacks like

thats

thats creepy

rhys gets upset because jack called the baby creepy

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 1:07 PM

jack is Unsettled

dcstar7Today at 1:07 PM

please dont do that again

i know rhys probably doesnt eat but maybe he gets cravings for inorganic things

jack comes home to find rhys snacking on a fork

emccoyToday at 2:14 PM

Lol

Okay but he does have to consume flueds with the right blances if vitamins minerals and sugars to keep the ambionic fluid correct

dcstar7Today at 2:16 PM

probably

im sure rhys doesnt really need to eat but he needs nutritional fluids

the baby needs help to grow

emccoyToday at 2:16 PM

Yep

dcstar7Today at 2:17 PM

rhys slurps these packets full of fluid

emccoyToday at 2:17 PM

Rhys complains about always having to change out and filter fluids

dcstar7Today at 2:17 PM

like a fucking capri sun

yup

he has a port on his thigh for replacement fluids, maybe he can have one near his belly too

emccoyToday at 2:17 PM

And Jack’s like…. It would be 200x less unsettling if you just complained you were peeing all the time

dcstar7Today at 2:18 PM

rhys frowns. androids dont pee

maybe it would be easier….

emccoyToday at 2:19 PM

Don’t over think it! I mean it’s like peeing right? Your getting rid of liquid waste so it’s pee

dcstar7Today at 2:20 PM

rhys has to manually remove the fluids from his port

like….weird dialysis

but if rhys drinks too much of the fluid too fast, then his system forces it back up

emccoyToday at 2:22 PM

Yep

dcstar7Today at 2:22 PM

jacks like ?????im pretty sure i didnt program you to know how to vomit

rhys is like…its not vomiting….my body is merely rejecting excess fluids

bleagh

emccoyToday at 2:32 PM

Lol

dcstar7Today at 2:33 PM

rhys needs new clothes

his bodysuit is stretchy but not this stretchy

tho him having a cute round belly in his bodysuit sounds perfect

jack probably has to remind him he needs new clothes

emccoyToday at 2:55 PM

lol

sorry my brain said Tim comes by to make a report looks Rhys and shakes his head saying Of course

dcstar7Today at 2:55 PM

rhys would have just going until it ripped

pfft

it would happen

comes into jacks office

and rhys is just sitting happily all cute and pregnant

chirps a casual hello to tim and tims like….right…stares at jack

emccoyToday at 2:57 PM

thinking you kinky weird fuck

He better not be going out and fighting like this

dcstar7Today at 2:57 PM

of course. jack would get his robot pregnant

jack put in an update in rhys

to make sure he doesnt leave helios

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 2:58 PM

Jack’s gotta defend himself. It wasnt his idea

dcstar7Today at 2:58 PM

rhys was the one with baby fever

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 2:58 PM

The robot decided it all on his own

dcstar7Today at 2:58 PM

"i couldnt stop him, timmy”

“he was….like a machine!”

emccoyToday at 2:58 PM

LOL

dcstar7Today at 2:58 PM

“a baby making machine!”

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 2:58 PM

“I’m sure you tried very hard, jack”

dcstar7Today at 2:59 PM

jack scowls and folds his arms. tim just doesnt get it. he stole his semen!

and gave himself baby making parts

rhys is a menace

dcstar7Today at 3:02 PM

eventually jack has to peel the bodysuit off him and make rhys change clothes

jack isnt sure whether to buy him new ones or just give him old ones

emccoyToday at 3:06 PM

xD

dcstar7Today at 3:07 PM

sticks him in some sweatpants and an old hyperion shirt for now

rhys is a little charmed cause masters clothes

emccoyToday at 3:09 PM

yep!

TurkeyStar🦀🦄🦃🍂Today at 3:09 PM

Then jack cant get him out of them

emccoyToday at 3:09 PM

its Jacks clothing

dcstar7Today at 3:11 PM

rhys’ olfactory sensors pick up on jacks scent and its pleasant 

rhys happily lounges around in jacks clothes

hopes he doesnt grow out of these, he likes wearing them

CEO!Rhys spends a lot of money hiding the fact he has thicc thighs, not because he’s ashamed, but because he knows how good he looks. He doesn’t want his enemies to catch on, so when he has a big meeting or one-on-one dinner he wears something that’s a little more fitted or casual and his partners kinda don’t know what hit them. He only takes them seriously if they can get past his looks and still manage to do business properly.

ooooh yes, hit them with the thick thighs when they least expect it c;

imagin CEO rhys wearing shorts or tight jeans mmm

I always think Rhys is kinda soft. Rhys is definitely squishy around like the middle area of his body. His tum. His thighs. His hips. He may be on the thinner side and leggy af but he still has some squish to him. And Rhys is very vain. Likes to look at himself. Make him pretty. He definitely has a thigh-high collection going on. And you can’t tell me he doesn’t have a full-length mirror. So he’ll just stare at himself and playing with his chub. Pat pat. Squeeze squeeze. Hell yeah, I look good.

rhys is definitely soft! he’s a tall, soft noodle boy and he can work it

and yes to the stockings, considering his sock collection im sure he has plenty of stockings and tights

hi im very unoriginal but i heard “rhys whump” so here i am. imagine Rhys is just Too Big to comfortably fit thru doorways so he accidentally smacks his face into the tops of em sometimes. Jack hears a bang from the other room and is like “oh fuck, Legs smashed his face into something again” and he has to go get poor Rhys an ice pack

awwww poor rhys smacking his face into the door frame c; thats what you get for being such a noodle rhysie !