jack buys a motorcycle and rhys makes fun of him for it and calls him out for having the standard mid-life crisis but then one day he watches jack come home on his bike and take off his helmet and well….rhys is smitten

also people saying selfcest is problematic are wild. what great evil is selfcest fanfic inspiring? i hate to tell you but like, its not actually remotely possible to have sex with yourself in the real world