you know, thats probably the reason or something

oooh, you want a lonely little hitchhiker getting captured and bitten by a sexy vampire man, huh? ;0

athena would try to look out for him the most lol, the others are mean to the poor lost noodle boy 

rhys bonding with claptrap sounds hilarious :0

either is good 🙂

jack kidnapping rhys, intending to drain him and leave him for dead, only to learn that rhys really likes having his blood sucked. like….really…

jack decides to keep him for now

lol is rhys a hitch hiker then? he’s lucky he had jack pick him up and not some weirdo….tho maybe that is debatable haha

at least jack is handsome, though c;

okay i love two scenarios for this

either rhys is stuck on helios for some reason, being smart and dodging the lost legion, communicating with jack

or rhys ends up on helios babysat by the vault hunters and maybe occasionally throwing a grenade to help out 

lol vasquez is such fucking sleaze and jack fanboy, he would do this 

oh lmao i always just assume you guys are the same person 

jack definitely spies on his employees fucking when he’s bored >>

NOW we’re talking

rhys is in for a good time c;