Final Roundup

bl-summer-bingo:

Congratulations!! This event has been a blast to run, and we couldn’t  have done it without you. We’ve rounded up some stats that might be of interest, but here’s the highlight: over two months, you’ve collectively created 203 new pieces of fanart/fanfic. That’s an average of three pieces a day! And 

Participants (contributed at least 1 piece): 48

New pieces created: 203
Average pieces/day: 3
%Fanfic: 43%
%Fanart: 57%

Top Scorer: @nessiewithink (2050 Badass Ranks)

Over 1,000 Badass Ranks:

Blackouts (completely filled a card)

Most Prompts Filled: @nessiewithink (50)
Most Bingos: @nessiewithink (26)
Most Individual Submissions: @sailor-rhys (14)

Most Popular Prompts: Lemonade and Starfish (tied at 17)

If you missed any of the entires, all entries on this blog are tagged with the name of the artist/author and the prompts that it fulfilled. Try searching the tags and see what you find!

Before we sign off, we just want to thank you all again for participating. It really means a lot to us that so many of you came out and had fun with this event. The Discord server will remain open for the foreseeable future, so feel free to use it as a place to hang out and chat. We’ll see you around!

BL Summer Bingo 2017: Sunscreen, Popsicles, Making Sandcastles, Waterskiing, Vacation

thethespacecoyote:

Rhys absolutely loved the beach.

When Vaughn had suggested they both use their days off to go down to the shoreline together, Rhys had immediately hopped about packing his day bag with everything he could possibly need. Snacks, soda, water bottles, ice cream money, towels, a change of clothes, sunscreen—there’s no way Rhys was going to ruin such a perfect day off by going off unprepared.

Vaughn had rolled his eyes at the overstuffed canvas bag that Rhys had hanging from his shoulder when he’d gone to pick him up, but Rhys didn’t care. He’d stuck his tongue out at his bro, telling him he’d be grateful when he was craving a chocolate dipped cone later on in the afternoon. He’d then changed the radio station from classic rock to top 40, earning him another exasperated look from Vaughn.

It wasn’t his fault. Steely Dan was not a beach day band.

The weather was absolutely perfect, the sun brilliantly shining but not too hot to be unbearable, just enough to be tempered by the cool breeze blowing in from the ocean. Rhys beamed as he stepped out from Vaughn’s car, wearing nothing more than a pair of cutoff jean shorts and a gauzy blue top that just barely covered his chest and the upper half of his stomach. Pretty blue designs crawled from his left pec down his arm to his wrist, matching the clear sky that hung above him. He loved any chance he had to show off his tattoos because sadly they were usually covered up at work. He’d spent a small fortune on getting the entire sleeve done and damn it, he wanted people to see it.

Rhys could barely contain himself as he waited for Vaughn to shoulder the beach chair and umbrella from his trunk, shifting his wait eagerly from flip flop to flip flop like the rest of the young kids excited to get down to the shore to build sandcastles and frolic in the waves. Rhys was practically skipping down the stone steps to the sand by the time Vaughn locked the car, already scoping for the perfect spot—just close enough to the water that it wouldn’t be a trek but far enough away that they wouldn’t be caught in the late-afternoon high tide.

Rhys set his bag down in the sand, pulling his huge, blue and yellow towel out of the bag before carefully laying it out on the ground. Vaughn trucked up behind him, unfurling the umbrella and wedging it deep within the sand as Rhys sat on his towel, stripping his crop top off before squirting the fat tube of sunscreen out onto his palm.

“You think they’re doing waterski rentals today?” Vaughn piped up as he wrenched open the beach chair, pushing it down securely into the sand.

Someone just got paid,” Rhys snarked as he rubbed lotion all down his arms, looking at his friend with a raised brow, “you gonna get one?”

“Maybe. Might be fun, huh? You down?”

“Mmm, maybe later? I wanna get some sun first,” Rhys purred as he stretched his arm back over his shoulder to lather sunscreen on his back, “you go ahead and rent it if you want, though.”

“Cool, bro. You gonna be okay here?” Vaughn asked as he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing those firm pecs and sculpted abs that poked at Rhys’ envy.

“Yeah, I’m just gonna lay down for a bit, you go off and do your thing okay?” Rhys pushed his white sunglasses up his noses as he set the sunscreen aside, stretching out against the towel belly-first. He nestled his chin against his folded arms, deeply breathing the oily smell of sunscreen mixed with the dispersed spray of the ocean waves.

The sun was a warm balm against his back, the light breeze ruffling his hair as he idly watched the other beachgoers playing in the cycling shallows of the water. There were some kids packing together muddied lumps of sandcastles dotted with found shells, teenagers walking by with lips sticky from their favorite frozen novelties, couples splashing each other playfully amongst the foamy waves.

It’s nice to take a vacation, Rhys thought, even if it was really more of a day-cation. It was the best he could ask for right now as he was working tirelessly to move up in Hyperion—sick of fetching coffee and coding mundane projects as he was. It was not the worst gig in the world but it was exhausting, and Rhys relished in the opportunity to just unwind and relax with all his favorite sights and smells and sounds around him.

He rested his head against his forearms, eyelids fluttering from behind his sunglasses. The sun felt so good against his back, his bare skin warming underneath its cascading rays. The sounds of the other beachgoers slowly melded into the crash of the waves, kissing Rhys’ ears gently as he cuddled against the towel, feeling the pliable give of the sand underneath him.

The warmth of the sand and the sun and the hum of the sounds around him slowly lulled Rhys into a doze, his brain pleasantly floating on the cool breeze as he zoned out.

He distantly heard and felt the thump of footsteps creeping up in the sand behind him. He vaguely wondered if it was Vaughn, returning from the waterski rentals, but he was so happy laying here that he didn’t move, only murmuring softly as he nuzzled against his forearm. He could feel the soft kick of sand against one of his bare feet, the light from beyond his closed eyelids flickering softly as a shadow cast over his back.

“Mmm…Vaughn?” He muttered dazedly as the towel shifted, dipping underneath a new weight settling between his spread legs. Rhys could feel something warm and prickly brush up against his calf, sending a tingle up his leg all the way up his spine.

A hint of something different touched his nose, wafting through the smell of the sea spray and the sunscreen and barbecue. It was the scent of teakwood and vanilla, like something Rhys would smell walking through the hallways of Hyperion.

It was somebody’s cologne.

So. Definitely not Vaughn.

He heard a spluttering sound, like air being let out of a balloon. Tiny droplets of something wet and thick splattered onto his legs, making his skin prickle. The creamy, chemical smell of sunscreen filled his nose, dominating the scent of ocean and this stranger’s cologne. Rhys shifted slightly against his towel, brain still sleepy and fuzzy. Alarm bells should be going off in his head but Rhys was completely serene, laying limp and dreamy out onto the sand as the stranger’s palm, thick and full with a cool glob of sunscreen, pressing onto the small of his back.

Rhys’ insides twisted at the feeling, the cool lotion slowly warming between Rhys’ sun-heated skin and the strangers broad, calloused palm. Rhys’ shivered at the size of the man’s hand, the base of his palm resting on the low waistband of Rhys’ shorts and his long, thick fingers resting just above the little dimples on the young man’s lower back. A second hand soon joined, smoothing against Rhys’ skin right next to its brother as the first hand started to rub the lotion into the young man’s blushing flesh.

A rational little prickle in Rhys’ mind told him to stop this, that a random stranger was feeling him up on a public beach, but the rest of him was enjoying the massaging touch of the strangers hands as he spread the sunscreen out over the length of the young man’s back. A little, happy mewl fell from Rhys’ slack lips as the hands smoothed up his sides, moving in little circles as they rubbed the lotion into his skin. His insides were starting to tingle, twisting slightly as warmth pooled downward into his crotch, tenting against his already tight swim shorts.

Oh, he was getting hard. Oh. He should probably be ashamed of getting aroused in such a busy, family friendly place, but he was so blissed out by the movements of the skillful hands that he could hardly care.

His hips shifted minutely, mindlessly rutting against the soft sand beneath the rough terrycloth of the towel. A dreamy smile splayed across his face, tongue flicking out to lick his lips as he dazedly turned his head to the side, pressing his cheek flat up against his folded forearms. The man’s fingers continued to rake softly up to his upper back, tips expertly seeking out the little knots of muscles that had wound because of job stress and his shitty desk chair. He tensed, letting out a louder, more obscene moan as the fingers probed hard against the knots, sending shudders of ecstasy throughout the young man’s helpless body.

His cock was fully hard now, and despite how inappropriate and risky it would be, he wanted nothing more than for the anonymous pair of hands to drift back down and lift up his hips, slip those deft fingers into his boxers and stroke him off—or maybe even peel down the waistband of his shorts and breath warm and moist against his bare ass—

Rhys barely noticed that he’d been biting lightly against the soft skin of his forearm until he came, his jaw spasming as he bit down against himself harder. He half yelped, half moaned at the sting of the pinch and the warm coil bursting in his groin as he jerked forward, coming against the inside netting of his shorts as his hips rutted mindlessly against the ground.

He laid there, panting for a few seconds longer, eyelids fluttering in pleasure, before his mind properly woke up and reminded him about what the hell that he’s been doing and where he’s been doing it.

Dazedly, with spots of color bursting in his eyes, Rhys pressed a hand discretely over his crotch and waddled furiously towards the ocean, his cheeks flushed red from much more than just the sun. He looked furiously around the beach, trying to pinpoint exactly who had been his mysterious masseuse, but whoever it was had been quickly lost to the people crowding the sands.

He pouted, sitting up to his hips in the shallows as he let the cool water wash over his lower body.

No way he was going to tell Vaughn about this.


“Uncle Tim! Daddy’s back!” Angel cried as she hopped to her feet, grabbing her little pail and skipping over to where Jack was grabbing an ice cold cola from their fancy cooler. He cracked it open with a hiss, taking a long drink before smacking his lips and leaning down to affectionately ruffle his daughter’s hair.

“Hey, princess. You and Timmy have fun while daddy was gone?”

“Yeah! I built a sandcastle for my pony daddy!” Angel pointed to a lumpy looking sandcastle, studded with shells and topped with a slightly dirty pink and purple unicorn plush.

“Weren’t you supposed to be getting her a popsicle?” Tim asked from his bright colored beach chair, looking up from his book and flipping down his reading glasses. Jack groaned, smacking his forehead.

“Oh damn, you’re right…” Jack scratched some errant sand from his scalp, taking another sip of his cola, “guess you could say I got uh…a little sidetracked.”

He winked at Timothy. The younger man merely rolled his eyes and shut his book with a slap.

Jack…”

“Chill, Timmy, don’t get your speedo in a bunch. I’ll take her in a sec,” Jack snorted as he wiped his hand on his shorts, before bending down to grab Angel’s smaller one.

“Ew, daddy, why is your hand all oily!” Angel made a face as she toddled after Jack, pink flip flops flapping happily against the sand.

“It’s just sunscreen, sweetheart, don’t worry about it. Now lets get you that strawberry ice cream pop, ‘kay?”

This is finished! Yay! I don’t know why I got this idea but it was kind of appealing.

Also yes that’s just sunscreen on Jack’s hands at the end. I’m not gross D: 

BL Summer Bingo 2017: Sunscreen, Popsicles, Making Sandcastles, Waterskiing, Vacation

Rhys absolutely loved the beach.

When Vaughn had suggested they both use their days off to go down to the shoreline together, Rhys had immediately hopped about packing his day bag with everything he could possibly need. Snacks, soda, water bottles, ice cream money, towels, a change of clothes, sunscreen—there’s no way Rhys was going to ruin such a perfect day off by going off unprepared.

Vaughn had rolled his eyes at the overstuffed canvas bag that Rhys had hanging from his shoulder when he’d gone to pick him up, but Rhys didn’t care. He’d stuck his tongue out at his bro, telling him he’d be grateful when he was craving a chocolate dipped cone later on in the afternoon. He’d then changed the radio station from classic rock to top 40, earning him another exasperated look from Vaughn.

It wasn’t his fault. Steely Dan was not a beach day band.

The weather was absolutely perfect, the sun brilliantly shining but not too hot to be unbearable, just enough to be tempered by the cool breeze blowing in from the ocean. Rhys beamed as he stepped out from Vaughn’s car, wearing nothing more than a pair of cutoff jean shorts and a gauzy blue top that just barely covered his chest and the upper half of his stomach. Pretty blue designs crawled from his left pec down his arm to his wrist, matching the clear sky that hung above him. He loved any chance he had to show off his tattoos because sadly they were usually covered up at work. He’d spent a small fortune on getting the entire sleeve done and damn it, he wanted people to see it.

Rhys could barely contain himself as he waited for Vaughn to shoulder the beach chair and umbrella from his trunk, shifting his wait eagerly from flip flop to flip flop like the rest of the young kids excited to get down to the shore to build sandcastles and frolic in the waves. Rhys was practically skipping down the stone steps to the sand by the time Vaughn locked the car, already scoping for the perfect spot—just close enough to the water that it wouldn’t be a trek but far enough away that they wouldn’t be caught in the late-afternoon high tide.

Rhys set his bag down in the sand, pulling his huge, blue and yellow towel out of the bag before carefully laying it out on the ground. Vaughn trucked up behind him, unfurling the umbrella and wedging it deep within the sand as Rhys sat on his towel, stripping his crop top off before squirting the fat tube of sunscreen out onto his palm.

“You think they’re doing waterski rentals today?” Vaughn piped up as he wrenched open the beach chair, pushing it down securely into the sand.

Someone just got paid,” Rhys snarked as he rubbed lotion all down his arms, looking at his friend with a raised brow, “you gonna get one?”

“Maybe. Might be fun, huh? You down?”

“Mmm, maybe later? I wanna get some sun first,” Rhys purred as he stretched his arm back over his shoulder to lather sunscreen on his back, “you go ahead and rent it if you want, though.”

“Cool, bro. You gonna be okay here?” Vaughn asked as he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing those firm pecs and sculpted abs that poked at Rhys’ envy.

“Yeah, I’m just gonna lay down for a bit, you go off and do your thing okay?” Rhys pushed his white sunglasses up his noses as he set the sunscreen aside, stretching out against the towel belly-first. He nestled his chin against his folded arms, deeply breathing the oily smell of sunscreen mixed with the dispersed spray of the ocean waves.

The sun was a warm balm against his back, the light breeze ruffling his hair as he idly watched the other beachgoers playing in the cycling shallows of the water. There were some kids packing together muddied lumps of sandcastles dotted with found shells, teenagers walking by with lips sticky from their favorite frozen novelties, couples splashing each other playfully amongst the foamy waves.

It’s nice to take a vacation, Rhys thought, even if it was really more of a day-cation. It was the best he could ask for right now as he was working tirelessly to move up in Hyperion—sick of fetching coffee and coding mundane projects as he was. It was not the worst gig in the world but it was exhausting, and Rhys relished in the opportunity to just unwind and relax with all his favorite sights and smells and sounds around him.

He rested his head against his forearms, eyelids fluttering from behind his sunglasses. The sun felt so good against his back, his bare skin warming underneath its cascading rays. The sounds of the other beachgoers slowly melded into the crash of the waves, kissing Rhys’ ears gently as he cuddled against the towel, feeling the pliable give of the sand underneath him.

The warmth of the sand and the sun and the hum of the sounds around him slowly lulled Rhys into a doze, his brain pleasantly floating on the cool breeze as he zoned out.

He distantly heard and felt the thump of footsteps creeping up in the sand behind him. He vaguely wondered if it was Vaughn, returning from the waterski rentals, but he was so happy laying here that he didn’t move, only murmuring softly as he nuzzled against his forearm. He could feel the soft kick of sand against one of his bare feet, the light from beyond his closed eyelids flickering softly as a shadow cast over his back.

“Mmm…Vaughn?” He muttered dazedly as the towel shifted, dipping underneath a new weight settling between his spread legs. Rhys could feel something warm and prickly brush up against his calf, sending a tingle up his leg all the way up his spine.

A hint of something different touched his nose, wafting through the smell of the sea spray and the sunscreen and barbecue. It was the scent of teakwood and vanilla, like something Rhys would smell walking through the hallways of Hyperion.

It was somebody’s cologne.

So. Definitely not Vaughn.

He heard a spluttering sound, like air being let out of a balloon. Tiny droplets of something wet and thick splattered onto his legs, making his skin prickle. The creamy, chemical smell of sunscreen filled his nose, dominating the scent of ocean and this stranger’s cologne. Rhys shifted slightly against his towel, brain still sleepy and fuzzy. Alarm bells should be going off in his head but Rhys was completely serene, laying limp and dreamy out onto the sand as the stranger’s palm, thick and full with a cool glob of sunscreen, pressing onto the small of his back.

Rhys’ insides twisted at the feeling, the cool lotion slowly warming between Rhys’ sun-heated skin and the strangers broad, calloused palm. Rhys’ shivered at the size of the man’s hand, the base of his palm resting on the low waistband of Rhys’ shorts and his long, thick fingers resting just above the little dimples on the young man’s lower back. A second hand soon joined, smoothing against Rhys’ skin right next to its brother as the first hand started to rub the lotion into the young man’s blushing flesh.

A rational little prickle in Rhys’ mind told him to stop this, that a random stranger was feeling him up on a public beach, but the rest of him was enjoying the massaging touch of the strangers hands as he spread the sunscreen out over the length of the young man’s back. A little, happy mewl fell from Rhys’ slack lips as the hands smoothed up his sides, moving in little circles as they rubbed the lotion into his skin. His insides were starting to tingle, twisting slightly as warmth pooled downward into his crotch, tenting against his already tight swim shorts.

Oh, he was getting hard. Oh. He should probably be ashamed of getting aroused in such a busy, family friendly place, but he was so blissed out by the movements of the skillful hands that he could hardly care.

His hips shifted minutely, mindlessly rutting against the soft sand beneath the rough terrycloth of the towel. A dreamy smile splayed across his face, tongue flicking out to lick his lips as he dazedly turned his head to the side, pressing his cheek flat up against his folded forearms. The man’s fingers continued to rake softly up to his upper back, tips expertly seeking out the little knots of muscles that had wound because of job stress and his shitty desk chair. He tensed, letting out a louder, more obscene moan as the fingers probed hard against the knots, sending shudders of ecstasy throughout the young man’s helpless body.

His cock was fully hard now, and despite how inappropriate and risky it would be, he wanted nothing more than for the anonymous pair of hands to drift back down and lift up his hips, slip those deft fingers into his boxers and stroke him off—or maybe even peel down the waistband of his shorts and breath warm and moist against his bare ass—

Rhys barely noticed that he’d been biting lightly against the soft skin of his forearm until he came, his jaw spasming as he bit down against himself harder. He half yelped, half moaned at the sting of the pinch and the warm coil bursting in his groin as he jerked forward, coming against the inside netting of his shorts as his hips rutted mindlessly against the ground.

He laid there, panting for a few seconds longer, eyelids fluttering in pleasure, before his mind properly woke up and reminded him about what the hell that he’s been doing and where he’s been doing it.

Dazedly, with spots of color bursting in his eyes, Rhys pressed a hand discretely over his crotch and waddled furiously towards the ocean, his cheeks flushed red from much more than just the sun. He looked furiously around the beach, trying to pinpoint exactly who had been his mysterious masseuse, but whoever it was had been quickly lost to the people crowding the sands.

He pouted, sitting up to his hips in the shallows as he let the cool water wash over his lower body.

No way he was going to tell Vaughn about this.


“Uncle Tim! Daddy’s back!” Angel cried as she hopped to her feet, grabbing her little pail and skipping over to where Jack was grabbing an ice cold cola from their fancy cooler. He cracked it open with a hiss, taking a long drink before smacking his lips and leaning down to affectionately ruffle his daughter’s hair.

“Hey, princess. You and Timmy have fun while daddy was gone?”

“Yeah! I built a sandcastle for my pony daddy!” Angel pointed to a lumpy looking sandcastle, studded with shells and topped with a slightly dirty pink and purple unicorn plush.

“Weren’t you supposed to be getting her a popsicle?” Tim asked from his bright colored beach chair, looking up from his book and flipping down his reading glasses. Jack groaned, smacking his forehead.

“Oh damn, you’re right…” Jack scratched some errant sand from his scalp, taking another sip of his cola, “guess you could say I got uh…a little sidetracked.”

He winked at Timothy. The younger man merely rolled his eyes and shut his book with a slap.

Jack…”

“Chill, Timmy, don’t get your speedo in a bunch. I’ll take her in a sec,” Jack snorted as he wiped his hand on his shorts, before bending down to grab Angel’s smaller one.

“Ew, daddy, why is your hand all oily!” Angel made a face as she toddled after Jack, pink flip flops flapping happily against the sand.

“It’s just sunscreen, sweetheart, don’t worry about it. Now lets get you that strawberry ice cream pop, ‘kay?”

This is finished! Yay! I don’t know why I got this idea but it was kind of appealing.

Also yes that’s just sunscreen on Jack’s hands at the end. I’m not gross D: 

BL Summer Bingo 2017: Fireworks

Rhys still can’t believe it.

If it wasn’t for the heavy scent of cologne and cigar smoke hanging over him and the slight throbbing in his rear, he might be convinced that it’s a dream. He certainly fee;s hazy, like he is floating around in the clouds of rumpled yellow sheets, grounded only by the broad, slightly rough hand rubbing down his bare back.

“You all right there, pumpkin?” Comes the voice that sends shivers trembling down his spine, that had seduced him into bed hours before—not that it had been hard, considering the voice belongs to Handsome Jack himself.

Mmmhmm.”

Rhys tilts his chin up, a goofy, pleasured smile crawling across his face as he rests his cheek against Jack’s warm chest. The amount of hair covering the CEO’s body had been a surprise, as well as the silvery lines of scarring over his tan chest that are presumably airbrushed out of professional shoots. Rhys has seen plenty of magazine ads and posters where Jack has been shirtless or nude and perfectly smooth and flawless all over.

He likes this a lot better.

“You know…” Jack starts, his voice rumbling in his chest, humming against Rhys’ ear, as his hand rises to rub the young man’s shoulder, “I’ve been watching you for awhile.”

Rhys snorts softly, before raising his eyes to meet Jack’s unusually soft ones.  

“You…you’re kidding….really?”

“Yep,” Jack whispers, rubbing along the lines of Rhys’ thick tattoos, tracing them with lazy fingers, “you’re pretty damn eye-catching, kitten.”  

The young man shivers at the thought of Handsome Jack watching him. He’d figured this a fluke, a stroke of incredible luck that has landed him in his idol’s bed, but the fact that Jack had planned this, had sought him out makes Rhys’ heart thump so fast he feels his breathing catch in his throat.

Jack, I—“ Rhys gasps softly as blue light suddenly glows over their entwined forms, alighting on his swirling tattoos. The young man lifts his head softly to glance out of the massive, floor to ceiling window that swallows one wall of Jack’s bedroom. He watches, lips parted in awe as small, multicolored bursts of sparkling light flash into view before the swirling backdrop of space. Fear and confusion flutters around in Rhys’ chest for a brief moment, before Jack’s warm arms wrap tighter about Rhys’ waist, the older man’s chin resting atop his head.

“Mmm…right on time.”

Rhys watches as the colorful lights explode into various shapes and patterns, some cascading into a fountain of shimmering white, others even bursting golden into the Hyperion logo, and one particularly ambition one unfurling into a caricature of Jack’s own mask.

“I…are…are those…fireworks…?” Rhys blinks, lips parted in shock as the bedroom is illuminated with softly bursting color.

“Yep. Pretty impressive, huh?”

“I…It’s just….it’s impossible…” Rhys’ brain fizzles as he tries to wrap his head around the mechanics of the whole thing.

“Is that so?” Rhys’ insides tingle as Jack’s fingers run over his skin, skirting the soft muscles in his belly.  

“A few hours ago, would you have ever thought you’d be sleeping with Handsome Jack? That was impossible too, kitten.”

Rhys watches the fireworks explode and burn in the vacuum of space, defiant yet undeniably splendid as they cast their light over his and Jack’s bodies. Rhys’ shock slowly melts into a soft smile, enjoying the magnificent sight coupled with the warm weight of his lover behind him, beneath him, everywhere at once.  

He slowly falls asleep, lulled with the fact that the impossible could easily be trusted to Jack.  

I’ve had the idea for this prompt for awhile….not sure I pulled it off as well as I wanted, but oh well, it’s the last day for the bingo so I gotta do it 

BL Summer Bingo 2017: Barefoot, Blowing Bubbles, Hammocks

The backyard smelled of freshly cut grass and the marigolds Rhys had planted last year, now flourishing in bright yellows and oranges sunbursts around the grounds.

The omega sipped on his piña colada—virgin, he thought as he patted his round stomach—from where he was nestled comfortably in the fancy hammock that Jack had bought for him in anticipation for the summer months. Though it was less like a hammock and more of a suspended little alcove bed, thoroughly stuffed with pillows and light braided blankets to keep him comfortable.

Jack was at work, and would be for at least a couple of hours, unless he decided to cut some of his meetings early to come home and tend to Rhys. The omega was trying really hard to get Jack to stop doing that though, because Rhys was totally capable of taking care of himself and this baby had a good couple of months ahead of them before they would even think about coming.

Not that even Rhys’ best convincing could sway Jack. If he got the barest prickling of alpha worry, no matter how irrational, he would end up tearing up his daily schedule and come racing home. Rhys has almost had to stop giving him updates on the baby kicking or texting him selfies of himself or his belly out of fear of derailing the fast-track Hyperion was rocketing on.

So he’d left his phone sitting on the breakfast table and come outside to lounge in the hammock, watching Cyrus play with the little plastic bottle of bubble solution and a blue plastic bubble wand. He hopped about the bright green grass in bare feet, giggling as he tried to blow bubbles even bigger than the ones he had just blown. A smile flickered over Rhys’ face as he drained his piña colada, setting the empty glass on the ground as he rested a hand on his swollen stomach, listening to the sound of his son’s laughter drifting on the gentle breeze.

He had nearly dozed off, soothed by the movements in his stomach and the steady sway of the hammock when Cyrus came running over to his side, waking him up with soft pats against his bare arm.

“Mama?” Cyrus asked, waiting until Rhys’ eyelids fluttered open, his smile picking up at the corners as he saw his sweet little son rocking on his heels next to his hammock.

“Mmm…yeah, sweetie? Something you wanna show mama?” Rhys asked as he sat up a little bit on the lump of pillows, placing both hands on his stomach as he peered curiously at his son.

“Yeah! Look what I can do!” Cyrus chirped as he dunked the wand into the bottle, spilling a little bit of foam over the edge as he lifted it up to his lips. Rhys watched as his son started blowing a large, trembling rainbow bubble. The omega’s eyes widened as Cyrus continued to make the bubble larger and larger until it finally popped off from his wand, floating off into the soft breeze.

“See, mama! See! Look how big it is! It’s almost as big as you are!” Cyrus jumped up and down, nearly spilling more of the bubble solution down his teal T-shirt as he pointed at the bubble. Rhys stuck out his lower lip in a pout, giving his belly a pointed rub.

“Cyrus! I’m not…I’m not that big. I mean. Not nearly as big as your bubble!” Rhys followed Cyrus’ hand to point after the bubble as well, watching as it drifted higher and higher, eventually touching the branches on the overhanging tree and popping in a messy splash.

“Oh no!” Cyrus exclaimed, slapping his palm to his face. “Does that mean mama is gonna pop too?”

“Pfft, no, don’t worry buddy,” Rhys purred as he opened his arms, turning his body in the hammock as best as he could to wrap his arms around Cyrus in an affectionate hug. He nuzzled against Cyrus’ hair picking up on the scent of freshly up-turned grass and soap and he kisses his head.

“Mama’s not gonna pop…at least, not like the bubble.”

“Oh. Okay!” Cyrus screwed up his bottle of bubbles and set it down onto the grass, before letting his mother cuddle him a little more.

“Can…Can I come into the hammock? Please mama please?” Cyrus practically hopped up and down. Rhys chuckled, scooting over to make room for his son as Cyrus crawled up into the hammock, happily snuggling up against the omega’s rounded form as Rhys wrapped comforting arms around him. He kept him close as the two of them dozed off under the warm sun, coaxed to rest by the gentle lapping of the breeze.

Jack found them curled together on the hammock just as the sun was beginning to darken, quickly ushering his mate and son inside after a momentary freakout over the goosebumps breaking out over Rhys’ hand. The omega merely shook his head with a smile as he looked at the 9 missed calls on his phone, before graciously accepting the heavy blanket his alpha draped around him.

Just some self indulgence. Sorry 

starfruitspice:

Art by me, Text by @thethespacecoyote

   

No one could say that Jack wasn’t determined once he’d set his mind on something. But they could very well doubt his ability to decide on what exactly merited such dogged determination.
    Jack’s steadfast ambition proved quite a boon when it came to business, for example, but was less practical when it was applied to, say—careening down a violent and rocky river with only a brightly colored canvas raft to prevent Rhys’ skull from cracking against any number of the slicked boulders jostling them back and forth.
    “Faster, assholes, faster!” Jack crowed from his perch in the middle of the boat, doing more “encouraging” than actual paddling. Rhys grunted, his cybernetic arm crunching with the effort of directing the raft away from dangerous outcroppings or rocks or sharp turns or too-steep waterfalls. He could hear Timothy groaning from the back as a choppy slap of water sent them flying into their air at an old angle before landing with a smack into the stream so hard that Rhys’ nearly felt his neck snap.
    “J-Jack, maybe this isn’t safe—“ Timothy shouted over the roaring water, putting words to the panicked thoughts running through Rhys’ brain.
    “Are you kidding? I am not gonna lose to frikkin’ Torgue and his loudmouthed goons! Nuh-uh! Not happening!” Jack shouted, slapping his paddle against the water as he kicked at Rhys’ lower back, earning himself a glare from the younger man.
    “Forget it, Jack, we’re never gonna catch up to them at this rate!” Rhys shrieked as he got a mouthful of river water. He spat out foam down his chin, eyebrows furrowing as Jack kicked at him again.

   

“Jack, I swear to god, if you kick me one more time I’m gonna capsize this thing!”
    “And get all that pretty junk in your head wet? Not likely, kid!” Jack roared, before jabbing a finger up ahead at a fork in the river, splitting around a rocky island of trees and bushes.
    “Go left! It’s a short cut! We’ll shove out victory right in that explosion-loving bastard’s face!” Jack grinned like a wild man, hair tousled and spotted with droplets as he dug his paddle fiercely into the water, turning their raft.
    “Jack are you insane! The water looks worse that way!” Tim shouted, thrusting his own paddle into the water on the opposite side of Jack. The CEO grunted, turning around to glare at his double.
    “Timmy, I swear, don’t you screw this up for me!”
    “No! I’m not gonna let us get pounded into the rocks for your ego!”
    “Guys, please, stop—“ Rhys cried as the boat rocked, turning aimlessly in place as both men struggled to turn in different directions as they careened towards the fork in the river.
    “Turn left, Timmy, left!” Jack roared, nearly on his knees in the boat in his anger at his body double, which put him in a prime position to being knocked into the air as Rhys suddenly dug his own paddle into the water, inadvertently capsizing the entire thing in a massive burst of foamy rapids and yellow canvas.

   

Tim managed to drag Jack’s dazed form out of the water to shore as their up-ended raft bumped and floated down the river to the right, quickly disappearing out of sight. Rhys followed, his heavy arm slapping through the water as he crawled up on the sandy shore, coughing and pounding his chest as he took in grateful gasps of air.
    “G-God damn it, Jack…” Rhys rasped, earning himself an annoyed glare from the CEO as he too hacked up a line of spit.
    “S-Screw off, kiddo, we woulda made it if you hadn’t fucked up…”
    “Will both of you be quiet?” Tim hissed fishing a watertight ECHO out of his sodden shorts pocket, leaving the CEO and the middle manager to glare daggers at one another as the body double, thankfully, called in a rescue.

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Collab between me and @thethespacecoyote for the bl summer bingo! Prompts: booty shorts and car wash. Art above is mine, awesome fic below is theirs. 

Jack was pissed off.

It was a nice day out—the sun was shining, the sky was bright blue and splotched with only a couple of clouds, the leaves in the trees outside his mansion were rustling softly in the breeze—and Jack had wanted little more than to take his favorite flashy sports car out for a spin with his boyfriend sitting pretty in the freshly re-upholstered passenger’s seat. There wasn’t much sexier than Rhys in his cute little V-neck and sunglasses, the wind ruffling through his glinting auburn hair.

Which is why Jack was so pissed off that he couldn’t find either Rhys or his damn keys.

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BL Summer Bingo 2017: Flashlight Tag

Rhys’ heart pounded in his chest, back pressed hard up against one of the many hedges lining the Hub of Heroism. His chin jerked from side to side at the barest flicker of movement, seeing the vague shapes of the other employees scurrying back and forth, the remaining glow and hum of only the most crucial machinery glinting on their back’s before they disappeared back into the shadows to hide.

Rhys had never seen the Hub this completely dark before, with all of the main lighting completely shut down. He swallowed down the lump in his throat as he crawled as quietly as he could to the other end of the hedge, peering around the steel planter.

He’d been separated from Vaughn and Yvette in the very beginning and hadn’t been able to find them as he’d run and hid throughout the Hub. He’d run into a couple other employees he’d vaguely recognized, as well as one of his nurses from his cybernetic surgeries, but no one he really wanted nor trusted to partner up with to find an even better place to hunker down.

He licked his dry lips, heart thumping as he saw a flicker of bright light off into the distance, followed by a creepy, lilting call that echoed off the metal walls and sent shivers down Rhys’ spine. His stomach twisted in fear as the light bounced off the floor, steadily growing closer and closer, the beam growing fatter and brighter as the sound of footsteps grew louder.

Rhys swore under his breath, turning his head over his shoulder to try to find another place he could run to quickly before he was caught—and who the hell knew what would happen to him after that.

Rhys swallowed firmly, balancing on the balls of his feet as he prepared to make a run for it. He saw the light dance on the wall across from him, and decided to sprint.

He pushed off from the ground, sprinting off towards a pile of fried Claptrap units, when suddenly he could see his own silhouette against the ground in front of him. He let out a decidedly unmanly yelp, pumping his legs faster and faster even as he heard the footsteps pick up behind him, pounding frantically against the ground as a manic cackle cracked into Rhys’ ears.

Ohoho no you don’t pumpkin!” Came a smug cry from just behind him as one strong, broad arms wrapped firmly around his waist. halting him in place. Rhys squeaked, swinging his arms futilely about as he turned around, glaring with a pout at Jack’s sneering face, illuminated gruesomely by his bright flashlight.

“God damn it! Am I the first one?” Rhys whined.

“Yep. Time to go to jail, kiddo, while I track down the rest of these suckers,” Jack cackled as he let Rhys go, smacking the young man on the ass. Rhys frowned, shoving at air in annoyance as he stomped off in the direction of the game’s starting point.

“Don’t be so pissy, kitten! Next round, you’re gonna be ‘it’!”

Something small :p I thought this idea was funny!