“White and Blue”

Fear staked Jack’s heart as cold as the snow clinging to his jacket, and while he shook that off with a couple quick pats nothing but seeing Rhys alive and well will quell the terror in his chest. So he stalked forward as carefully as he could, searching for packed and icy areas of the snow so he won’t fall through and doom the both of them. He cupped his hand around his mouth and called his PA’s name, voice echoing around the mountain. He wondered how long he’d been out—the sky did seem darker, though not yet dark enough that Jack had to worry about a serious fall in temperature, but time was a factor and if Rhys had been buried under the ice for a long while there was no telling what Jack would find.

If he ever found him.

I just really wanted to write a hurt/comfort fic where Rhys gets hypothermia. That’s all there is here. Set in mostly-canonverse.

Usually, Jack’s reckless abandon didn’t backfire this spectacularly.

Rhys would probably say different. His PA was privy to a lot more bullshit than the usual grunt, and more than once Jack had debated airlocking him after Rhys witnessed the CEO spill coffee down his chest or send a message without writing in the recipient. But try as he might Jack could never bring himself to jettison someone as useful, no matter what kind of embarrassing information he was privy to. Besides, the kid made for some nice eye candy whenever Jack was bored.

Damn it, he really wished he could see Rhys’ face right now.

But the mission had gone south. North. Whichever pole of Pandora they were on, Jack found it hard to recall when a chunk of tumbling rock had nearly taken out half his face and left him a bit stunned and trying to figure out the aftermath.

It should’ve just been a standard bandit ambush. Jack expected it, even this far out in the snowy, mountainous regions. He could hardly arrive on the planet in secret, and never traveled anywhere without at least a small entourage of armored guards or loaders accompanying him. And with Rhys trekking alongside him—eager to case rumors about a buried deposit of raw eridium—he didn’t skimp.

But all that protection amounted to nothing when Jack, in the rush of battle and pumped to wipe out bandit lives himself after such a long drought—fired a crackling shot into the pack of bandits trying to snipe them from atop the cliff, and missed.

Jack remembered the initial crack that jabbed into his heart moments before the rumble built to a crushing roar. He remembered tossing aside his gun as the cliff above them crumbled in a cascade of grey stone and fountaining white. He remembered throwing his hand out to Rhys when he turned and looked at Jack in panic, legs still and waist awkwardly twisted around. He doesn’t remember much from when the rock clocks him in the face, only coming back into consciousness who-knows-how much later with snow painted over his clothes and the terrain around him irrevocably changed.

Much of the cleared path they’d been hiking along had been swept away, steel steps and guide ropes completely gone. The cliff above looked like a huge chunk had been bitten out of it and spit out all over the ground below. Jack could see the harsh angles of a couple loaders poking out from beneath the snow, their exposed arms and legs fizzing and broken.

By some sheer miracle Jack hadn’t been buried, but as he staggered to his feet and blinked against the popping colors in his vision, he realized Rhys was nowhere to be found.

Fear staked his heart as cold as the snow clinging to his jacket, and while he shook that off with a couple quick pats nothing but seeing Rhys alive and well will quell the terror in his chest. So he stalked forward as carefully as he could, searching for packed and icy areas of the snow so he won’t fall through and doom the both of them. He cupped his hand around his mouth and called his PA’s name, voice echoing around the mountain. He wondered how long he’d been out—the sky did seem darker, though not yet dark enough that Jack had to worry about a serious fall in temperature, but time was a factor and if Rhys had been buried under the ice for a long while there was no telling what Jack would find.

If he ever found him.


After a couple of close falls thanks to crumbly rocks and hidden powdery pits, Jack was almost ready to give up hope.

He’d already pressed the emergency beacon in his pocket, but there’s little guarantee the rescue team would be ready—or willing—to search for Rhys once they had secured their top priority. In any case, Jack refused to sit on his ass and twiddle his thumbs while his PA could potentially be out here buried and freezing to death. It wouldn’t sit right with him if Rhys died and Jack hadn’t even bothered trying to save him.

Perhaps if he’d been in a sounder state of mind—AKA, not partially frozen with his temple smashed in—maybe he’d stop to think about why the hell he cared this much about Rhys. Skilled PA or not, he wasn’t exactly worth his weight in gold. Helios had no death of employees hopping at the chance to work directly under Handsome Jack himself, and he wouldn’t life a finger to save any of them even from something as piffling as a skag pup. And yet he was dragging himself through precarious avalanche territory in the off-chance that his PA had survived the ordeal.

Stupid, Jack might say to himself, if he had half the mind to focus on anything but Rhys’ safety and any sign of life that might lead Jack to him.

That first sign of life, unfortunately, ended up giving him a one-two punch to the gut. As Jack carefully descended a small, rocky slope, he spotted a bright patch of red staining the gritty snow. His stomach plummeted even as his heart raced, and he slid down towards the blood, rocks and hard clumps of ice skittering down besides him as he scraped his fingers against the ground to slow himself. Now on the level with the blood he found himself across from what looked like a small outcropping, topped with a heavy layer of snow and featuring one stylish-looking boot sticking out from beneath the shade.

The blood dripped a direct trail to it.

Jack scrambled forward, breathing tight in his chest from stress and the thin atmosphere. He fell to his knees in front of the little cave, crawling the rest of the way as he pulled himself up besides Rhys. His lungs squeezed in worry as his eyes roved over his PA’s form, taking in the death-pale skin and the blood crystalizing down one side of his face. He lied completely still even though all Jack wanted was for him to sit up and grab his hand and say something so Jack didn’t have to be the one to reach out and confirm the worst thoughts running through his mind. His stomach twisted and clenched, fear mounting until he finally pressed two fingers in the slim gap between Rhys’ jaw and neck.

His skin felt cold. So cold. Jack pressed harder, seeking, until just barely he could make out a pulse, and relief hit him so quickly he nearly felt warmth.

Rhys cracked a groan at the pressure, his eyelids fluttering into life. They barely opened a sliver, and all Jack saw when they did was glassy and dim, but it was something. He carefully crawled over Rhys and slipped his hands beneath the boy’s body, lifting him up as gingerly as he could manage.

“Easy…easy Rhysie, I’ve got you, I’ve got you…” Jack murmured as he propped Rhys up against his body, wrapping his arms tight around as he let Rhys lean into him. Another moan escaped Rhys’ lips, this one louder, laced with confusion. Jack hushed him, patting him softly on the back as he tried to sweep away excess snow from his body. Hyperion had made their winter wear about as warm and waterproof as possible, but it wouldn’t help if Rhys had been laying covered in snow for very long. Or if he had a concussion.

Though he felt chilly himself, Jack’s was considerably more warm and conscious than his PA, so he bit the bullet and started to shed his jacket, one arm at a time, shifting Rhys’ position until he managed to shrug it off his shoulders. With a grimace he stripped Rhys’ own stiff, chilled jacket from his body and tossed it aside before wrapping the younger man up in his own. He looked a bit ridiculous all wrapped up in the puffy yellow fabric, like some kind of nerdy marshmallow, and Jack might’ve found it funny if Rhys wasn’t still barely conscious and cold-beyond-shivering.

He held the PA close, sharing his body heat to the best of his ability. If his own fingers weren’t numb and he had a little more space in this cave maybe he could do a little more than wish the that the help on the way would move faster.

Still, twitches and little mumbles occasionally resonated throughout Rhys’ form, an encouraging sign even if the kid’s drooping eyelids were not.

Hey.” Jack clicked his tongue, starting Rhys out of another fugue. “You fall asleep, pumpkin, and I’m tossing you off the mountain myself.”

I…but…” Rhys hadn’t managed much more than disjointed words and indefinite sounds, but any talk was good talk. Meant he was still conscious.

“Seriously now. You’ve already had enough tinkering going on in that head of yours. The last thing you need is more brain damage.” Jack tilted his chin down, brushing his cheek against the top of Rhys’ snow-crusted hair.  

“Kinda…thought…t-total goner…” The PA stuttered after a long moment’s silence, his teeth clicking together.  

“What, you think I was gonna leave you behind?” Jack shifted Rhys in his arms, pulling the jacket tighter around him. The twitches in Rhys’ body were getting a little stronger and might break out into shivers soon Maybe even before the rescue team tracked them down. It wasn’t much but it would put Rhys on the road to recovery. “You know how many PA interviews I had to sit through before I got to you, sugar? Ugh. Never doing that again. You’re stuck with me, no matter how many times you get yourself buried in snow.”

Rhys laughed weakly, breathing fogging at Jack’s chest. The older man leaned back, resting his back against the wall of the little cave as his own strength waned, exhausted by the ordeal himself.

He managed to keep Rhys conscious until he started hearing other voices shouting from outside in the cold, though he had the energy to do little more than roar back and help the rescuers zero in on their location. Though he loathed to let Rhys go, especially as the PA had finally started to shiver properly, he relinquished him into the hands of the medics, who quickly wrapped Rhys in a crinkling, reflective sleeping bag and dragged him atop an emergency stretcher. Jack yearned to stay by his side but he was quickly flanked by medics and wrapped up in a similar blanket, artificial warm instantly kissing his frigid body. He grumbled as they checked his face wound, jostling the injured skin, but Jack was far too tired to think about anything other than Rhys’ wellbeing as his PA was carted off towards the emergency transport.

Once the medics finished checking his injury they carefully helped him to his feet and led him out of the small cave. The thrusters of the idling transport kicked up the powdery snow all around them, making it difficult to see much as they struggled towards it. Jack kept his eyes fixed on the bright yellow bag Rhys had been zipped up in as the medics wheeled him up the gangplank and into the transport’s belly. Jack nearly tripped as he tried to walk faster, eager to be inside and again watching over his PA.

Finally he hobbled his way inside, breaking away from the two medics supporting him as he clomped over to where Rhys’ gurney sat. An attendant had partially unzipped the bag, leaving Rhys’ upper body exposed. Jack watched the slight but steady rise and fall of his chest, and though his face remained cold and mostly unresponsive aside from his fluttering eyelids, Jack felt encouraged.

The transport soon kicked into life, hull around them humming with energy as the whole thing lifted off of the ground. Jack wobbled slightly on his feet, groping behind him for some purchase quickly provided as an attendant pushed a chair up behind him. Jack fell into the seat with a grunt, impact vibrating through his whole sore body, and given the ordeal no one would blame him if he decided to sleep.

And yet, it felt crappy to take a nap when Rhys still wasn’t fully out of the clear, so he pinched the cold skin on his wrist to keep himself awake before leaning forward to watch his PA.

Rhys finally moved when the attendant began to connect him to the surrounding machines, the touch of the little plastic sensors sticking against his chest and neck causing him to turn his head to the side. His eyelids still fluttered involuntarily but he managed to open them a little wider, fixing Jack with a stare that looked a little more lucid than the one he’d had on the mountain.

“…S’ warm…” Rhys managed, slurring through heavy lips. He spoke almost surprised, like he hadn’t expected to feel anything but cold again. Jack’s ribs hurt.

“Yeah, kiddo, it is. We’re gonna get you home, ‘kay? Nice and comfy in a real bed. Sounds good?” Rhys nodded weakly.

“Can sleep then, right…?” He mumbled, and huh when did Jack’s hand end up on his forehead? Rhys’ skin still felt chilly, but less so than it had when they’d both been half buried in snow.

“Sure, sure. And I’m gonna stay by you until then to make sure everything’s peachy, all right?”

Jack stroked limp strands of hair off of his PA’s face, combing them back into some semblance of Rhys’ usual style. He must appreciate the gesture on some level, because a little smile crossed his lips. They’re starting to go back to their usual pink hue, which was a good sign. Much better than white-going-on-blue.

Jack stayed true to his word, remaining at Rhys’ side and fighting off both his own exhaustion and the concerns of the medics until the transport reached Helios. Only when they got Rhys properly settled in the hospital did they manage to convince Jack to lie down, providing another bed in the same room when the fiery look in his sunken eyes told them he wasn’t leaving.

With the starchy sheets and thankfully soft pillow cushioning his body Jack finally let sleep grab at him, with a steady heart-rate monitor and Rhys’ peacefully sleeping face the last thing he saw before his heavy eyelids finally fell shut.

For day 2 of the ABO Week Challenge, the prompt “Nonstandard Endotype Pairings/Roles!” I did alpha!Rhys and beta!Jack with Rhys having a submissive streak. 


Rhys had never thought he made a very good alpha.

Most people fit into their endotype niche fairly well, but he’d never felt all too comfortable with the social role being an alpha entailed. Sure, it helped him get opportunities and promotions within Hyperion, but with respect to more—personal endeavors, he seemed to strike out.

It didn’t help that barely anyone who hooked up with an alpha wanted to land the only one on the entire station with a submissive streak. He’d experienced more than a few uncomfortable dates thanks to the fact that his needs just didn’t match up with those he tried to take back home with him. Lately, he’d almost completely given up on dating—which was fine, considering he’d also just landed a golden opportunity to work hands-on with Handsome Jack himself.

He just hadn’t realized just how literal it might be.

When Jack had first backed him against the huge window in his office Rhys’ brain had practically short-circuited, and it took the press of warm lips against his own to finally get the gears turning. Not that it mattered, as even as a beta Jack was far stronger than he was, and easily kept him pinned agains the window as he pushed his tongue inside Rhys’ mouth.

Yeah. Handsome Jack was a beta. Rhys, wisely, had never brought it up, not even when he’d detected those telltale scent markers beneath the heavy spray of alpha pheromones Jack had probably soaked his clothes with. Rhys wasn’t all that surprised, considering Jack’s ego—he wouldn’t want anyone on Helios knowing he was any less than the most alpha, most apex human on the station.

But Rhys didn’t really care. While it’d felt like a juicy tidbit at first, Rhys had honestly found himself a little relieved that his boss wasn’t an alpha. He didn’t really enjoy spending time around alphas anymore, considering he constantly felt he didn’t measure up to them in stature nor scent. It felt like a relief to know Jack was a beta, and it made him relax with a pleasured sigh as Jack started to pull the hem of his shirt out of his waistband.

Most alphas would consider submitting to a beta beneath them, but considering that beta was Handsome Jack Rhys didn’t care. Jack knew what he was doing too, as his hand wrapped around the alpha’s cock Rhys shivered with pleasure, his thighs falling open and ready for whatever the beta had planned.

Once Jack stripped his pants completely off of Rhys’ legs, discarding his boots in the process, he hoisted the alpha up and around his waist and pressed Rhys’ spine firmly against the cold glass of the mirror. Rhys whined, his voice pitching high at how easily Jack could heft him around.

Jack chuckled, pressing their foreheads together as he winked.

“You’re pretty submissive for an alpha, ain’t ya?” Rhys frowned, his fingers digging nervously into Jack’s shoulders.

“I…that’s not a problem, is it?” He gasps, hoping Jack wouldn’t leave him hanging now that he’d wound him up so badly. But Jack keeps smiling, tilting his head to catch another kiss from Rhys’ lips.

“Nah. This actually works out perfectly.”

Jack deepens the kiss, distracting Rhys with a quick make-out session before flicking open a tube of lube in one hand, slicking his fingers before working them beneath the alpha. Rhys tensed, fingers and toes curling with anticipation. It’d been so long since his sexual needs had been properly taken care of, and now Handsome Jack of all people was about to take care of him in all the ways he most craved.

He got pretty loud when Jack started to properly scissor his fingers inside him, moaning when the beta brushed up against Rhys’ long-neglected prostate. His cock stuck up red and wet in the air, caught between his stomach and Jack’s own, soon to be grasped by the CEO as he pumped the shaft in time with the fingers in Rhys’ ass, the alpha impossibly suspended between Jack’s hips and the unyielding sensation of the window behind him.

But that feeling was nothing compared to when Jack finally pushed his cock inside of him.

Rhys often found himself wishing he had the flexibility and natural slick of an omega, but Jack had prepared him so well that the sudden stretch felt like utter bliss. Rhys moaned, nearly knocking his head against the glass behind his as Jack bottomed out inside his twitching ass, buried as deep as Rhys needed him.

“All good, pumpkin?” Jack asked right against his cheek, and instead of responding properly Rhys let out a weak, reedy whine, which the beta immediately took as assent. He kept one hand grasping Rhys’ ass as the other continued pumping his cock, now in time with the movement of his hips.

Much as he’d wished it, Rhys wasn’t an omega and thus had no need for a knot, so Jack’s cock satisfied him perfectly as it sunk in and out of him. He moaned, squirming at the feelings rushing through his body as his boss pounded into him. Rhys felt little of the shame he usually did, when he compared himself to other alphas, merely enjoying the way Jack easily took control, dominating him.

By the time Jack came inside him Rhys had already splattered his release against his stomach—he’d never had the best endurance, after all. The alpha moaned at the hot feeling filling out inside of him, clinging to Jack as the beta’s hips slowly ground to a halt against him.

Oh, kiddo,” Jack purred, all surprising affection as he pressed his face against the side of Rhys’ neck, inhaling deeply, “that was magical. We should’ve done this lots sooner.”

Ah…agreed…” Rhys panted as Jack carefully let him down out of his grasp, though he swayed between the beta and the window, resting.

“Never thought I’d find an alpha that didn’t just think with their knot…” Jack’s arms looped around Rhys, grip possessive as he leaned the taller man into his embrace. “I’m not gonna let you go, sugar, not after this.”

To anyone else, that might sound like a threat, but after months of failing to find someone who wanted him for what he was, Rhys felt pretty all right with it all.  

like buying into the current model of social media fandom is just…exhausting lmao. if you’re not being forced to keep up with the latest new thing every week you’re expected to constantly self police and self examine yourself, not because of any intrinsic desire but because other people say you have to or else they’ll punish or ostracize you. it’s not a fun way to engage in your hobbies tbh and im happy to disengage with it and just post whatever stupid things i want and stick with the fandoms i actually like instead of feeling pressured to do what everyone else is doing

its like people getting mad when you depict a villain in any way other than whats 100% canon like. im tired, i want stupid self indulgent things that dont make sense, im not here to fight over character integrity or the morals of having whichever headcanon or whatnot because i literally dont care anymore. 

like when you’re as mentally/physically exhausted as i am on the daily you just wanna read something that pushes the right buttons rather than agonize over whether its ethically sound to write a fic about a bad guy petting a kitten

First prompt for the ABO Week Challenge done! For “going through heat/rut” and I ended up doing a mix of both!

More PA Rhys cause you guys love that stuff, as do I. 


Rhys was one day away from heat leave.

Already he could feel the stirrings of it in his stomach, and if he really wanted to he could probably get Jack to let him off the rest of the day. Jerky and violent as his boss could be, he seemed to have a soft spot for omega, something that’d probably saved Rhys’ butt more than once in his early, more inexperienced days as Jack’s PA.

But Rhys had work he wanted to finish and besides, he wasn’t feeling too bad yet. Really, his heat would probably take a couple days to get going, and with only a few hours left of work, he felt he could probably push through it.

So Rhys kept to his desk, scrolling through Jack’s e-mails and answering those that didn’t require all that much thought, while forwarding the rest to the alpha’s inbox. It was mostly mindless work but that didn’t bother him much. Better than trying to keep focus in some kind of meeting or project proposal when he was already distracted by plans for his upcoming heat. He’d stocked the fridge at home with water and easy-to-eat food, cleaned all his favorite toys, and laundered his sheets in preparation. Once again, he’d be going his heat without an alpha, but ever since a particularly unfortunate incident with one of Hyperion’s escort agencies the idea had left a bad taste in his mouth. He trusted himself and understood his own needs far better than any alpha ever could, anyway.

Rhys had just finished clearing Jack’s inbox of any new messages when a sudden shift in noise and color to his left had him switching his attention. For a moment his brow furrowed when he found Jack had somehow transported right to his side, and he’d just opened his mouth to ask what his boss wanted when broad hands grabbed either side of his face and pulled him up into a hot, crushing kiss.

Rhys shouted in confusion, the noise muffled into Jack’s mouth as a tongue probed between his teeth. Even agitated Rhys resisted the urge to bite down—much as Jack fancied him, he knew it’d be a one-way ticket out the airlock—but he did try slapping against the alpha’s chest. To no avail—Jack merely lowered one hand to grab around the omega’s waist and yank him up out of his seat. Rhys gasped, finally breaking the kiss as the edge of his desk jabbed uncomfortably against his hip. He tried to put space between the two of them but Jack had him trapped between the desk and his bulk, giving Rhys no leverage with which to struggle away.

“Wh—what the hell, Jack?” Rhys cried as he wiped a hand over his mouth, staring at his boss’s face. Jack looked strange, expression crossed between need and irritation, though he didn’t appear angry. His pupils were small and tight, and his breath came out in short, hot pants that nearly felt wet against the PA’s face.

Rhys’ nostrils flared, scent markers immediately setting alarm bells off in his head. Jack’s scent had always been strong, but the musky aroma Rhys had grown used to was nothing like what he currently smelled radiating off his boss. And though he hadn’t been with an alpha properly in a long time, Rhys instantly new what it was.

Jack, are—are you rutting?” He braced his hands against the alpha’s shoulders, trying for some breathing room between them as Jack tried to push ever closer. Sure enough, Rhys could feel something long and hard against his thigh, the CEO’s bulge straining to frot up against him.

“S-sorry, pumpkin…I…ah…” Jack full on moaned, his throat vibrating with the sound. He lurched forward and again tried to capture Rhys’ lips and, when the omega turned away, he settled for biting possessively against his jaw.

Rhys’ hips bucked against his will, the little trills of his heat blossoming thanks to Jack’s touch. He might’ve been able to stave off his cycle ’til the end of the day before, but now that he had an apex alpha grinding against him that chance was slipping away.

“You…nngh…h-how did this happen?” Rhys whined, still confused and blindsided himself. Sure, Jack knew about his fanboy crush—that admission had helped to get him the job in the first place, as the CEO loved getting his ego stroked—and they’d exchanged teased flirting disguised as barbs and banter for months now, but Rhys had never expected things to turn for the serious. And he was—or had been—still in preheat, not nearly enough to trigger a rut even in an apex like Jack.

And yet here they were, and Rhys—who hadn’t spent his heat with an alpha in years—wasn’t going to fight it.

“im allowed to hate on/criticize things i dont like!” true because you have freedom to say more or less whatever you want, but eventually you’re gonna learn hyper-fixating on things you hate wont make you happy. it tends to push people away from you and hampers more personally productive things you could be engaging in. criticism is fine but obsessing over things you hate instead of focusing on the things that make you happy will just end in undue stress and loneliness 

Rhys cracked a groan at the pressure, his eyelids fluttering into life. They barely opened a sliver, and all Jack saw when they did was glassy and dim, but it was something. He carefully crawled over Rhys and slipped his hands beneath the boy’s body, lifting him up as gingerly as he could manage.

“Easy…easy Rhysie, I’ve got you, I’ve got you…” Jack murmured as he propped Rhys up against his body, wrapping his arms tight around as he let Rhys lean into him. Another moan escaped Rhys’ lips, this one louder, more laced with confusion. Jack hushed him, patting him softly on the back as he tried to sweep away excess snow from his body. Hyperion had made their winter wear about as warm and waterproof as possible, but it wouldn’t help if Rhys had been laying covered in snow for very long. Or if he had a concussion.

Though he felt chilly himself, Jack’s was considerably more warm and conscious than his PA, so he bit the bullet and started to shed his jacket, one arm at a time, shifting Rhys’ position until he managed to shrug it off his shoulders. With a grimace he stripped Rhys’ own stiff, chilled jacket from his body and tossed it aside before wrapping the younger man up in his own. He looked a bit ridiculous all wrapped up in the puffy yellow fabric, like some kind of nerdy marshmallow, and Jack might’ve found it funny if Rhys wasn’t still barely conscious and cold-beyond-shivering.

poor baby