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“Rhys….what the hell are you eating.”

Jack stared at the guileless young man, watching as he peeled away the wax paper from something long and thick and absolutely covered in hardened chocolate. Rhys licked his lips, casting a sidelong glance at Jack with a devilish gleam in his eye. Jack stuck out his lower lip, furrowing his brows at his boyfriend.

“Gee, I dunno Jack, how about you guess?” Rhys smirked as he poked out that pretty, pink tongue from between his lips and gave the side of the frozen treat a long, warm lick. Jack could see beads of condensation form on the shell of chocolate, reminiscent of sweat. He was suddenly feeling very tight and hot in his pants, and it was all Rhys’ doing.

“It’s….I mean, well, it’s obvious what is it,” Jack huffed as he crossed his arms, watching with red cheeks as Rhys licked all the way up to the tip of the treat and then put a good three inches into his mouth. Jack felt personally called out by the little moan that his boyfriend made as as he sucked the dipped ice cream further into his mouth, pulling back to reveal the top slowly melting away, showing the trickle of vanilla ice cream from underneath.

“The real question is….who’s is it.”

“Don’t tell me you’re jealous of a popsicle,” Rhys snickered, licking smears of chocolate and melted ice cream off his lips, “besides, I’m pretty sure you’d get made at me if bit the head off of your ice cream dick. You were pissed off when I broke the cock off your ice sculpture…”

“Because you were being a little jerk about it,” Jack grumbles, tugging Rhys’ chin away from the slowly melting novelty and claiming his lips in a hungry kiss, tasting the warmth of the chocolate and the chill of the vanilla cream all in one. He pulled back after a second, smacking his lips with a testing grin.

“You know, there’s a vendor if you want to get one of your own,” Rhys purred, cool lips pressing another kiss at the corner of Jack’s smile.

“Huh huh, kitten, unlike you I don’t plan on putting any stranger’s dicks in my mouth,” Jack shook his head as Rhys snapped off another bit of his popsicle’s length, cracking the cool chocolate and licking at the dribbles of sweet cream crawling down the shaft.

“Oh come on, Jack, you know I only want one real dick in my mouth, and it’s yours,” Rhys smirked, grasping at Jack’s hand with his slightly sticky fingers.

“Come on, it’ll be fine if you close your eyes,” Rhys teased with a wink, before tugging his boyfriend in the direction of where he’d scored his salacious sweet.

Happy National Ice Cream day! Some random sugar daddy AU scene. Do these kind of dick shaped ice cream novelties exist? Who even knows