millennials cant buy houses because they spend all their money on vinyl unicorns
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im gonna fucking nut over these adorable unicorns jfc
Well that was an interesting 50 minutes of no power
If the voltron and Steven universe fandoms fought do you think they’d destroy each other
if there is a big baking rack of wrapped pastries poking out of the backroom that is not an ok to “touch me and rifle through me,” customers
customers need to stop trying to ask me questions while i’m on my lunch
turn based combat is bad and it should feel bad
If youre looking for kinks to play off the age difference perhaps a shaving kink would do?
probably not the way you were thinking but
well.
“Nuh uh, hands off, kitten.”
“You kiddin’ me? You don’t think I can do it?”
Rhys shot the older man a tired pout, his bedhead flopping down into his eyes as he looked up at Jack. The older man’s brow furrowed in his nerves, lip curling amidst the whipped froth of the shaving cream clinging to his chin.
“I’m a man too Jack, I’ve shaved before,” Rhys tutted as he waved Jack’s fancy silver razor in front of his face, rolling his eyes when he flinched, “you’re such a baby, I’m not going to hurt you.”
“I’ve seen those legs of yours, pumpkin, smooth as a newborn baby’s butt. I’m pretty sure you’ve never sprouted a single hair a day in your life,” Jack snorted, trying to snatch the razor from Rhys’ hand but the young man danced back, hip bumping into the porcelain sink.
“Oh c’mon, Jack, don’t you trust me?”
“Not with my $300 razor, I don’t,” Jack growled, but the pleading look in Rhys’ eyes was starting to wear him down, and the shaving cream on his face was starting to dry and feel all weird on his prickly chin, so he stood down. He crossed his arms over his chest and stuck his chin out expectantly at Rhys. A triumphant little smirk danced on Rhys’ lips before his tongue poked out in concentration. Fingers pressed into Jack’s jawline, holding the skin taunt as Rhys pressed the blade of the razor along his boyfriend’s cheek.
For the first couple of easy, long strokes Jack kept his eyes fixed on Rhys, not daring to move or muscle or even swallow as the young man cut thick, bare paths through the cream lathered on his face. His heart held tense, anticipation a nick or burn from the young man’s presumably unskilled hand, but to his surprise there was nothing more than the perfect slide of the sharp blade against his supple, skin, smoothing out the prickles of the morning stubble into the soft, handsome skin that he took so much pride in.
Eventually Jack felt himself relax, his Adam’s apple bobbing with the movement of his throat, the ease of his breaths as Rhys’ deftly shaved his face with all the finesse of a Renaissance sculptor, paying perfect detail to every little contour in Jack’s face, from the natural curves in his cheekbones and chin to the small wrinkles around his nose and mouth that Jack would usually rather accidentally nick than acknowledge. His eyes hood almost sleepily, trusting into Rhys’ touch until the clink of the razor against the rim of the sink and the slight dab of a damp towel against his skin.
“Can’t believe you don’t have a nicer aftershave, handsome,” Rhys purred, wiping the remaining cream off of Jack’s chin, “lemme get you something that smells like mahogany or teakwood…I think you’ll really like that.”
Rhys leaned forward, breathing hotly against Jack’s bare, tingling cheek.
“I know I will.”
god ok but young alpha jack and older omega rhys meeting on some like hookup app and having a lot of casual sex but then when jack finds out about cyrus and gets to know them he slowly starts to give a shit and wants to protect rhys and his kid and slowly becomes more and more domestic like. sure he’s still hot-blooded and a bit wild but he starts making dinner and doing dishes and doing all this stuff
and rhys just loves the hell out of jack doing domestic things like jack will come back from taking cyrus to the part and rhys just wants to kiss him so hard right then and there
one of these days i really wanna play kh1 and 2 again