me: you should really finish your long fics and start writing new ones and focus on dramatic storytelling and syntax and–

my grimy degenerate lizard brain: write a fic where rhys and tim are abducted by an alien species and put in a isolated environment together and subsequently bred with eggs and observed by the aliens and grow closer through coping with the experience, all the while Jack has hacked into rhys ECHOeye to track them but upon seeing whats up decides to kick back, jerk off, and enjoy the show for a bit before he goes guns blazing to save them

Listen genderbent cosplay is fine by me, some people wanna cosplay their fav character but aren’t comfortable cross dressing, that’s fine, but gee be a little thoughtful about design